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Hot Naked Ladies on the Moon

from The Road to Oblivion by Traxis

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traxis4fans Upbeat and atmospheric. Excellent lyrics. Solid production. Quality. Altogether just a fun song to listen to.
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This song came about from a conversation with friends on a work break. Everyone was hashing out all these conspiracy theories about the moon. I just listened the whole time. Then after 15 minutes of that I told them... "You're all wrong... the moon is swarming with hot naked ladies. I thought about what a great song that would make and by the time I got home it was already written on a scrap of paper and I pounded this one out in less than an hour, after a 12 hour shift.

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HOT NAKED LADIES ON THE MOON
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I've heard it before and I know that it's true
And I've made up my mind here's what I'm gonna do
Gonna build myself a rocket Gonna leave here soon
I hear there's Hot Naked Ladies (up there) on the Moon

**** HoT NaKeD LaDieS ~ On The moON ****

Every crater is full of fine Cold Beer
It's sunny all day every day of the year
The women are playin' and lyin' out in the sun
I just gotta get up there and go n get me one
(or two or three - yeah three sounds good to me)

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Neil Armstrong, ol' John Glenn Let me tell just a little somethin' 'bout them
Not one of them Astronaut guys came home
No they all stayed there an' sent back a clone
(yeah n they make pretty good clones up there too,
they don't mind commin back to Earth and livin your miserable life out for ya)

**** Repeat 1st Verse ****

I'm feelin' Zero G ~ Ten Percent of my gravity is gone
But I don't mind 'cause there's some really hot Booty up there on the Moon
Yah some Big Bouncin' Boobies up there on the Moon
Big Bouncin' Boobies and some nice hot Booty up there on the Moon

Yeah it's all over the place bouncin' in my face
And they're laughin' and playin' in the sun all day
Yeah Baby - Yeah Baby gotta go to the Moon

Yeah I'm leavin' this place, Blastin' off into Space
Leavin' behind the whole Human Race
I'll be watchin' the Earth when It comes into view
And I'll tell you right now I won't be thinkin' of you

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from The Road to Oblivion, released March 10, 2012

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Traxis Corpus Christi, Texas

Traxis is the music of F. Benjamin. All compositions, instruments and vocals performed by F. Benjamin. traxis.hearnow.com

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